cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via please-run-away-with-me-to-hell)

shouldnt:

I NEED SLEEP BUT I CANT ESCAPE SOCIAL MEDIA

(via lindsaylohoean)

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via ruinedchildhood)

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

(via taco-bell-rey)

durbikins:

Get out of my office, Parker! Be sure to get me pictures of Samus!
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wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

(via trust)

prayforprada:

im loving this concept
Shower show was great wish i had a tub :(
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I like having perky tits but what i hate is there not big enough i dont feel complete :/ im seriously thinking On getting implants.
paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday